Saturday, October 24, 2015

Adventures in the Beehive State (And a history of Utah's Interstate 70)

"We have to turn back," he said.

Asa was right. We pulled off at a rest stop, the only speck of human development for at least twenty miles. But this wasn't like any rest stop I had ever stopped at before. This one overlooked a magnificent valley, and a highway--the one we'd been on-- that zig-zagged gracefully through an impossibly small opening between two peaks. 

A woman sold jewelry laid out on a Navajo blanket behind an F-150, and we walked past her, out onto a narrow rock outcropping that gave us a closer view of the ridge in front of us.


We were looking at Spotted Wolf Canyon, a small part of the San Rafael Reef, a geographical feature that stretched 45 miles across the horizon. But what we were also seeing was an engineering marvel; what one engineer called "one of the most significant highway feats of its time." We had blasted through this fascinating reason without so much as a cruise control dip, and we needed to explore.


The San Rafael Reef is part of the San Rafael Valley, which sprawls out over most of Eastern-central Utah. It's one of the most sparsely-populated regions in the state and before construction of I-70, which began in 1957, the few residents who lived in the area were very nearly landlocked, with only rudimentary roads connecting them to larger cities outside the valley. Much of the land, which is now kept under the watchful eye of the Bureau of Land Management, contains some of the oldest rocks on earth--some dating back as far as 2.2 billion years.

Connecting this desolate region to the rest of the United States was far from a new idea, even in 1957. The earliest plans were for a transcontinental railroad, which would link southern California to the east coast. Portions of the railroad were built in other states, but no ground was ever broken in the San Rafael Swell, due to the difficulty of the terrain. These railroad plans would later prove vital in the construction of I-70, one of the only interstates in the country to be built where no roads had been before.


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Exploration. Adventure. These were the reasons we'd set out on this trip ten days earlier with minimal camping equipment, a few changes of clothes each, and two seventy-count boxes of Nature Valley Sweet and Salty Nut bars. We'd been through no fewer than five state parks and geographic regions ranging from the Mississippi River Delta to the high desert. Charging through this picturesque landscape felt like an undeniable wrong, but a wrong that we would soon make right.

After snapping some photos which would easily look at home on a $9.99 calendar, we headed back the way we came, towards a geological formation that bears shocking resemblance to a human breast. The Wickiup, named for a one-room Native American dwelling found in the southwest, should not be confused with the more deliberately-named Mary's Nipple, an 11,000-foot peak in central Utah, though. Wickiup, a much smaller peak, stands out dramatically against the backdrop of the valley--its bright red summit composed of Moenkopi Shale, possible evidence of past volcanic activity.


Soon, we reached the exit. A dirt-road paralleling the interstate and a mound of gravel are the only signs human civilization has ever been through here. Then we see the trail. It's an unpaved, rocky tract that looks more suitable for four-wheelers than for cars, and dips down and snakes into the valley below. To the west, the sky starts to darken, and we have another decision to make. 

The car that accompanied us on our Pick Your Own Adventure trip wasn't exactly the most suited for the job. Our KIA Sorento was produced close to home in West Point, Georgia, but far from the sandstone fields of rural Utah. The Lambda II V6, a 276-horsepower unit mated to a brilliantly-ratioed 6-speed gearbox, wheezed as it tried to keep up with the 90-mph cruise control settings we demanded through much of the southwest. If we wanted to take this trail, we'd have to make due with the KIA's front-wheel drive and an engine that produced massive amounts of torque steer.

The Sorento hides in a different desert, this one's north of Phoenix.


Lightning struck far in the distance, but we decided to press on. I could see where a slight trail wound its way through outcrops of craggy rocks and spindly trees. It took quite a bit of back and forth to snake the SUV through, but soon we approached the heavily-rutted trail head. The first obstacle was a steep downhill dogleg scattered with sharp rocks. Asa jumped out to clear a path, and I eyed a strange button on the KIA's dashboard.

Next to the traction control button, an illustration of a car on a 45-degree slope. I knew what it meant. It was some sort of hill descent mode, a computerized system that uses the brakes and low gears to gently guide the family-hauler down steep embankments. Of course, I'd never had to use it before, and this seemed like the perfect time to try it out.

This photo, taken inside a fancier KIA with parking sensors, shows the hill descent button.

Asa stood at the bottom of the hill ready to guide me through, making sure I dodged some of the bigger, sharper rocks that wouldn't budge. With hill descent engaged, I let go of the brakes, and instantly realized I had made a big mistake. The Sorento lunged down the hill in a freefall until the brakes finally grabbed, jerking the car to a halt. But by that time, I had already reached the bottom of the hill in a cloud of dust. KIA's off-road division, if there is such a thing, has some wrinkles to iron out.

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We were slowly but steadily leaving the interstate behind, blazing our way through landscape that looked, at times, more Mars than wild west. And our only markers were the rutted paths from those who came before us. Once you pass through Richfield and Salina, I-70 climbs to the top of Wassatch plateau. At 7,923 feet, it marks the highest point in Utah's interstate highway system.

With a population of 2,393, Salina is the last town before Fruita, Colorado--195 miles to the east-- with a population of more than a few hundred people. On the opposite side of Wassatch plateau sit the town of Emery and the unincorporated community, Moore. Green River, the next closest town, is 70 miles away. From Green River to Fruita, there are a handful of unincorporated communities, census designated places, and ghost towns--the highest populations among these couldn't fill a city bus.

Remnants of Cisco, Utah, a ghost town 25 miles from the Colorado border which was once a water-refilling stop for steam locomotives.

The Utah Department of Transportation estimates that the I-70 project, totaling 231 miles, cost $183.5 million to complete. It's one of the longest portions of highway constructed at one time, and 3.5 million cubic yards of rock had to be excavated just to carve through Spotted Wolf Canyon. The final portion of I-70 in Utah follows the Book Cliffs, and is included as part of the Dinosaur Diamond Historic Byway, which follows the Old Spanish Trail, a trading route used from Native American times up through the late 19th century. This route, made up of several Utah highways the run north to south, encompasses six national parks, which include Arches National Park and Flaming Gorge National park; it also passes through several national forests. The entire interstate, not just the Utah portion, runs 2160 miles in total, finding its end on the western edge of Baltimore, Maryland.

Delicate Arch, the most recognized in Arches National Park outside of Moab, has become a symbol of Utah. It's been featured on the state's license plates since 1992.

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But we were still plundering away in the back country of Emery County, where the population density hovers around two people per square mile. Asa stood on the passenger's side running board, taking turns Snapchatting our adventure and hopping off to clear jagged rock piles. To avoid beaching the KIA, with its modest 7.5-inch ground clearance (a Subaru Outback has 8.7), required some delicate maneuvering. The thunder rumbled closer, and the sky was getting darker, but we kept moving. Soon, we reached a gate.

We expected to see a sign that read along the lines of: "You've already come too far, turn around to avoid certain execution. No one will find you out here. No one will even know you're gone. We're the only ones who hear what happens in the valley."

Instead, the sign read more to the tine of: "Be sure to close the gate behind you. Four-wheel-drive or all-wheel-drive is recommended beyond this point."It was downright egging us on. But the encroaching storm was worrisome. Whatever off-road disadvantages the KIA had made up with torque and my aggressive approach would be lost if the rain started to come down. I pictured the Sorento wallowing around like a pig in the mud, front wheels spinning angrily, hopelessly, the engine wailing into the abyss and no one would even hear it.

An ominous view to our southwest, as dark clouds encroach on a nearby peak.
We decided to turn back, but the trip back up, as is usually the case, would be tougher. The washboard, level sections were fine, but soon, I reached the first hill. I'd need to use a different strategy for going uphill; I feared what would happen if the KIA's thin summer tires gave too much slip halfway up. My solution was to charge the hill. It's like ripping off a band-aid, right?

The KIA bounced and thrashed around, but somehow made it up the steep hill without much slip. It was a cake walk from there, and soon we were back where we started, ready to rejoin I-70 once again and head back toward the Reef.

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In 2002, government officials from Emery County, along with Utah's then-governor Mike Leavitt, joined in hopes of creating a national park in the San Rafael Valley. Area residents hated the idea, referencing the 1996 dedication of Grand Staircase-Escalante National Monument in southern Utah. President Bill Clinton was then campaigning for re-election, and dedicated the park at a ceremony held at Grand Canyon National Park in Arizona. Clinton had used the Antiquities Act, a 1906 Congressional act giving the president the right to create national monuments from areas of public land. Boundaries for the new park were drawn without knowledge or consent of local residents, and memory of the incident was still fresh in the minds of rural Utah residents in 2002.


San Rafael Swell National Monument would have been authorized by the Antiquities Act under then-president George W. Bush. Predictably, the effort made little momentum, and a referendum proposed by the governor to Emery County residents did not pass. 

And so the San Rafael Valley remains largely unchanged, the same as it's been for hundreds, even thousands of years. I-70 and Emery County's handful of residents are the only things occupying the wild landscape.


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Late in the afternoon we reached Green River, the first sign of civilization for the past hundred miles. The dark clouds had moved out, leaving only a clear, jonquil sky. 

Asa and I paused at the gas station to take another look at our KIA. It had a new layer of dust caked on. And we had added another adventure to our list. 

Monday, October 19, 2015

Every New Car You can Still Buy with a Manual in 2015

A thought occurred to me the other day. It's a recurring thought, in the minds of nearly every car enthusiast. Is the manual transmission as we know it going away? I'm not talking about dual clutch transmissions, or that deplorable "auto-shift manual" nonsense, but true manual cars. Three pedals.

We hear over and over again that this idea is dead, at least here in America. The market has spoken: nobody wants manuals anymore. And, while this may appear true, it's not the right way to approach the story.

I decided to do some digging. I wanted to find out for myself just how many cars you can still buy here with the classic three-pedal format. What cars, if you were to walk into a dealership today, could you actually find brand new with a stick?

The results aren't too surprising at face value. It does, however, get interesting when you look at individual manufacturers, and what vehicles they've chosen to leave the option on. Traditionally, manuals are less expensive, so it's more likely to see a manual option on the lowest trim level for a common, small car (take the Honda Accord for example, where a 6-speed manual is available only in trim levels with the less-powerful inline-four). Also, it's more common to see a manual option on cheaper, smaller cars than it is for larger cars, especially SUVs and crossovers. The Nissan Xterra, (discontinued for 2016, but still available in 2015 trims) a mid-sized SUV with a large, six-cylinder engine is available with a manual, a relative oddity for a vehicle of its size. It's still common to see manuals as an option in small pickup trucks, like the Toyota Tacoma and Chevrolet Colorado. RAM still offers manual transmissions on their heavy duty 2500 and 3500 pickups.

Exotic marques like Lamborghini, Ferrari, and Maserati have ditched traditional manual gearboxes for different reasons. Dual-clutch gearboxes operated by paddles and first seen in Formula 1 racers are now standard, offering much quicker shift times than traditional manuals and single-clutch automatics.

For this list, I'm including both 2015 and 2016 models, as some manufacturers haven't released model information for 2016 yet, while others are already moving forward with orders for 2016s. BMW tops the list, offering manual transmissions in 14 models. Its closest competition in the Stick Shift Games are Nissan and Volkswagen, who each offer 7 models with a manual option.

What follows is a list that details the year, model, transmission, engine capacity, and starting price for each car. Information specific to trim availability is included below these descriptions.


Acura
2015 ILX: 6-speed manual, 2.4L I-4, $27,050

Aston Martin
2015 V8 Vantage: 6-speed manual, 4.7L V8, $123,695


Audi
2015-2016 A4: 6-speed manual, 2.0L I-4, $35,900
2015-2016 A5: 6-speed manual, 2.0L I-4, $40,500
2015-2016 S4: 6-speed manual, 3.0L V6, $49,200
2015-2016 S5: 6-speed manual, 3.0L V6, $53,100

BMW
2015-2016 228i: 6-speed manual, 2.0L I-4, $32,850
2015-2016 M235i: 6-speed manual, 3.0L I-6, $49,745
2015-2016 320i: 6-speed manual, 2.0L I-4, $33,150
2015-2016 328i: 6-speed manual, 2.0L I-4, $38,350
2015-2016 340i: 6-speed manual, 3.0L I-6, $45,800
2015-2016 M3: 6-speed manual, 3.0L I-6, $63,200
2015-2016 428i: 6-speed manual, 2.0 I-4, $41,850
2015-2016 435i: 6-speed manual, 3.0 I-6, $48,150
2015-2016 M4: 6-speed manual, 3.0 I-6, $65,400
2015-2016 M5: 6-speed manual, 4.4L V8, $94,100
2015-2016 M6: 6-speed manual, 4.4L V8, $112, 400 
2015-2016 M6 Gran Coupe 6-speed manual, 4.4L V8, $116,200
2015-2016 Z4: 6-speed manual, 2.0L I-4 or 3.0L I-6, $49,250

-No diesel BMWs available with manual transmission. Additionally, the M5 and M6 are the only models in the 5 and 6 series lineup to offer manuals. 

Buick
2015-2016 Regal: 6-speed manual, 2.0L or 2.4L I-4, $27,065
2015-2016 Verano: 6-speed manual, 2.0L or 2.4L I-4, $21,065

Cadillac
2015-2016 ATS: 6-speed manual, 2.0L I-4, $33,215
2015-2016 ATS-V: 6-speed manual, 3.6L V6, $60,465

-Cadillac will no longer offer a manual option with the 2016 CTS-V; strange, considering it shares a lot with the Chevrolet Corvette and Camaro, which both offer manual options.

Chevrolet
2015-2016 Camaro: 6-speed manual, 2.0L I-4, 3.6L V6, 6.2L V8, $25,700 ($33,505 for V8)
2015-2016 Corvette: 7-speed manual, 6.2L V8, $55,400
2015-2016 Colorado: 6-speed manual, 2.8L I-4 (diesel), 2.5L I-4, 3.6L V6, $20,100
2015-2016 Sonic: 5-speed manual, 6-speed manual, 1.4L and 1.8L I-4, $14,345
2015-2016 Spark: 5-speed manual, 1.4L I-4, $12,660
2015 SS: 6-speed manual, 6.2L V8, $45,745

Dodge
2015-2016 Viper: 6-speed manual, 8.4L V10, $87,895
2015-2016 Challenger: 6-speed manual, 5.7L, 6.2L, 6.4L V8, $31,995
2015-2016 Dart: 6-speed manual, 1.4L, 2.0L, 2.4L I-4, $16,995

-Dodge hits two opposite ends of the spectrum. Their fire-spitting Viper is only available with a manual transmission, while the Hellcat trim Charger, or any Charger for that matter, can only be had with an automatic.

Fiat
2015-2016 500: 5-speed manual, 1.4L I-4, $16,995
2015-2016 500L: 6-speed manual, 1.4L I-4, $19,495
2016 500X: 6-speed manual, 1.4L and 2.4L I-4, $20,000

Ford
2015-2016 Fiesta: 5-speed manual, 6-speed manual, 1.0L I-3 and 1.6L I-4, $14,580
2015-2016 Focus: 5-speed manual, 6-speed manual, 1.0L I-3 and 1.6L I-4, $17,225
2016 Focus RS: 6-speed manual, 2.3L I-4, $36,605
2015-2016 Focus ST: 6-speed manual, 2.0L I-4, $24,425
2015-2016 Mustang: 6-speed manual, 2.3L I-4, 3.7L V6, 5.0L V8, $23,895
2015-2016 Shelby GT350: 6-speed manual, 5.2L V8, $47,795

Honda
2015-2016 Accord: 6-speed manual, 2.4L I-4, $25,480 (only in EX, LX, and Sport trims)
2015-2016 Fit: 6-speed manual, 1.5L I-4, $15,790
2016 HR-V: 6-speed manual, 1.8L I-4, $19,115
2015 Civic: 6-speed manual, 1.8L and 2.4L I-4, $18,290
2016 Civic: 6-speed manual, 1.5L or 2.0L I-4, $19,575
2015 CR-Z: 6-speed manual, 1.5L I-4, $20,145

-The 2016 Civic, the first with a turbocharged engine, keeps its manual. The HR-V crossover is a newcomer, and also packs a manual.

Hyundai
2015-2016 Accent: 6-speed manual, 1.6L I-4, $14,745
2015-2016 Elantra: 6-speed manual, 1.8L and 2.0L I-4, $17,250 (only in SE, Sport, and Value trims)
2015-2016 Elantra GT: 6-speed manual, 2.0L I-4, $18,800
2015-2016 Veloster: 6-speed manual, 1.6L I-4, $18,000
2015 Genesis Coupe: 6-speed manual, 3.8L V6, $26,750

Infiniti
2015 Q60: 6-speed manual, 3.7L V6, $40,950

-Many of the 2016 Infinitis have not yet been released. Interestingly, and unfortunately, the IPL-tuned Q60 does not come with a manual option.

Jaguar
2016 F-Type: 6-speed manual, 3.0L V6 and 5.0L V8, $65,000

-The F-Type is the only remaining big cat to sport three pedals. And no manual option was offered in 2015

Jeep
2015-2016 Compass: 5-speed manual, 2.0L I-4, $19,4995 (only in Sport trim)
2015-2016 Patriot: 5-speed manual, 2.0L I-4, $17,495 (only in Sport trim)
2015-2016 Renegade: 6-speed manual, 1.4L and 2.4L I-4, $17,995 (only in Latitude, Sport, and Trailhawk trims)
2015-2016 Wrangler: 6-speed manual, 3.6L V6, $23,495

Kia
2015-2016 Forte: 6-speed manual, 1.8L I-4, $15,990 (only in LX trim)
2015-2016 Rio: 6-speed manual, 1.6L I-4, $14,165 (only in LX trim)
2015-2016 Soul: 6-speed manual, 1.6L I-4, $15,690 (only in LX trim)

Mazda
2015-2016 CX-5: 6-speed manual, 2.0L I-4, $21,795 (only in Sport trim)
2015-2016 Mazda3: 6-speed manual, 2.0L I-4, $17,845 (only in Sport trim)
2015-2016 Mazda6: 6-speed manual, 2.5L I-4, $21,495 (only in Sport trim)
2015-2016 MX-5 Miata: 6-speed manual, 2.0L I-4, $24,915

Mini
2015-2016 Countryman: 6-speed manual, 1.6L I-4, $21,700
2015-2016 Mini Hardtop: 6-speed manual, 1.5L and 2.0L I-4, $20,000
2016 Paceman: 6-speed manual, 1.6L I-4, $23,550
2015 Coupe and Convertible: 6-speed manual, 1.6L I-4, $22,000

Mitsubishi
2015 Lancer: 5-speed manual, 2.0L and 2.4L I-4, $17,395
2015 Lancer Evolution: 5-speed manual, 2.0L I-4, $34,495
2015 Mirage: 5-speed manual, 1.2L I-3, $12,995
2015 Outlander Sport: 5-speed manual, 2.0L and 2.4L I-4, $19,595

Nissan
2015-2016 370Z: 6-speed manual, 3.7L V6, $29,900
2015-2016 Frontier: 5-speed manual, 6-speed manual, 2.5L I-4, 4.0L V6, $18,090
2015-2016 Juke: 6-speed manual, 1.6L I-4, $24,830 (only in NISMO and NISMO RS)
2015-2016 Versa: 5-speed manual, 1.6L I-4, $11,900
2015-2016 Versa Note: 5-speed manual, 1.6L I-4, $14,180
2015 Sentra: 6-speed manual, 1.8L I-4, $16,480
2015 Xterra: 6-speed manual, 4.0L V6, $23,660

Porsche
2015-2016 911: 7-speed manual, 3.4L, 3.8L, 4.0L H-6, $84,300 (no 4.0L option in 2015)
2015-2016 Boxster: 6-speed manual, 2.7L, 3.4L, 3.8L H-6, $52,100 (no 3.8L in 2015)
2015-2016 Cayman: 6-speed manual, 2.7L, 3.4L, 3.8L H-6, $52,600 (no 3.8L in 2015)

RAM
2015-2016 2500: 6-speed manual, 5.7L V8, 6.4L V8, 6.7L I-6 (diesel), $32,980
2015-2016 3500: 6-speed manual, 5.7L V8, 6.4L V8, 6.7L I-6 (diesel), $32,090

Scion
2015-2016 FR-S: 6-speed manual, 2.0L H-4, $25,305
2015-2016 iA: 6-speed manual, 1.5L I-4, $15,700
2015-2016 iM: 6-speed manual, 1.8L I-4, $18,460
2015-2016 tC: 6-speed manual, 2.5L I-4, $19,385
2015 xB: 5-speed manual, 2.4L I-4, $17,120

Subaru
2015-2016 BRZ: 6-speed manual, 2.0L H-4, $25,395
2015-2016 CrossTrek: 5-speed manual, 2.0L H-4, $21,595
2015-2016 Forester: 6-speed manual, 2.0L and 2.5L H-4, $22,395
2015-2016 Impreza: 5-speed manual, 2.0L H-4, $18,295
2015-2016 WRX: 6-speed manual, 2.0L H-4, $26,595
2015-2016 WRX STI: 6-speed manual, 2.0L H-4, $34,695

Toyota
2015-2016 Corolla: 6-speed manual, 1.8L I-4, $17,230
2015-2016 Tacoma: 5-speed manual, 6-speed manual, 2.7L I-4 and 3.7L V6, $23,300
2015 Yaris: 5-speed manual, 1.5L I-4, $14,845

Volkswagen
2015-2016 Beetle: 5-speed manual, 6-speed manual, 1.8L and 2.4L I-4, $19,795
2015-2016 CC: 6-speed manual, 2.0L I-4, $31,570
2015-2016 Golf: 5-speed manual, 1.8L I-4, $18,495
2015-2016 Golf GTI: 6-speed manual, 2.0L I-4, $24,995
2015-2016 Golf R: 6-speed manual, 2.0L I-4, $35,650
2015-2016 Golf SportWagen: 5-speed manual, 1.8L I-4, $21,625
2015-2016 Jetta: 5-speed manual, 6-speed manual, 1.4L, 1.6L, 2.0L I-4, $17,680

-The SportWagen is the only wagon on this list. Former manual wagons include the Cadillac CTS-V wagon from several years ago, and.. well, that's about it. 

And there you have it. This list is representative of any three-pedal car you could walk into a dealership right now and buy brand new. It doesn't include factory speed shop stuff, like the Caterham Seven or a Morgan Three-Wheeler, but most of those cars are waiting-list-only anyways.

All-in-all, that's 105 cars ranging from the downright dreary to trucks with the towing capacity of small planets. Pretty impressive in an age dominated by dual-clutch gearboxes with fancy names.

Sunday, October 18, 2015

Cheyenne, Land of Thurman's Folly

"This is the old family homestead, out near Laramie," he said as he pointed to a black and white picture of a barn, the date "1921" in the eaves. I don't like calling Thurman my grandpa. It's not because I feel he's done me any sort of wrong, he's just been too old and sick during most of my childhood for me to form a connection. He's 95 today, a World War II veteran who's still stubborn enough to drive, albeit on the sleepy streets of Cheyenne, Wyoming.

Thurman and my grandma live together in a postwar, one-story house a block from the Cheyenne Municipal Airport. And I imagine it's remained largely unchanged since they bought it back in the 50s. It certainly hasn't changed since I was a kid. An orange velour sofa in the basement matches the orange berber carpet, and the walls are the appropriately paneled in wood. A VCR and a tape of Wayne's World, which I imagine belonged to my mom or her brother, sit underneath family photos that haven't been updated since the turn of the millennium. The laundry room features a functioning laundry chute, whose origin is in a dark wood cabinet in the kitchen; the floor, a smooth, pebbled surface that's always ice cold to the touch. But the most unique room in the house by far is Thurman's tractor room.

The Tractor Room is a sanctuary devoted to all that bleeds green and yellow (sorry Case fans, I know there's an apparent tractor/farm machinery rivalry that itself rivals the Ford versus Chevy group). He spends much of the day sitting in his throne, a 1980s-era brown corduroy recliner, watching over his 10-by-10 kingdom until he's called for dinner. Surrounding him are myriad tributes to John Deere greats: scale models, John Deere wallpaper, lamps, coin banks, curtains, even a sofa love seat with a collage of great John Deere tractors. The tractor room is Thurman's domain at home, but it's downright pithy compared to the treasure trove across town.

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"I don't like that newfangled thing," he says, wagging a finger towards the roundabout that's coming up. My dad, brother, and me are riding with Thurman in my grandma's old Taurus. It's her form of compromise; Thurm refused to quit driving, so she made him at least give up his truck for a less damage-inducing, purple-interior, 70,000 mile Taurus, bought new in 1995.  "It helps so much with traffic on the weekends," my grandma told us of the traffic device, but Thurman's mind was made up, and we cut through the parking lot of the Veteran's hospital to avoid it. 


"These people have no idea what traffic means; come to Atlanta, she's got a white knuckle on her purse the whole time."--my dad, on the last time she came to visit us.

The roundabout was deemed an evil in these parts, like income taxes and Obama, so instead we cut through the parking lot of the Veteran's hospital, clipping a curb on the way in. We slowly wound through the parking lot, which was shaded by mature trees. Thurman uttered something along the lines of "I remember when they first built this place; gone to shit now 'a course. Then we cut back on to the main road.


Travelling down East Pershing, my brother and I exchanged glances that were part nervousness, but mostly cruel humor aimed at my dad. Thurm would slowly drift from side to side in his lane as my brother and I made unspoken wagers about whether or not my dad was going to mention how perilously close he was getting to other cars. Unfortunately, this game was short-lived, since everywhere you'd possibly want to go in Cheyenne is within a three-mile radius.

There are many names for the land we were about to set foot upon. Most relatives and close family call the place "Thurman's Junkyard." Gentler versions include: "Thurman's Treasure Trove," his "collection," and my personal favorite, which I've also coined, "Thurman's Folly."

An unassuming location, on the eastern outskirts of town where the land quickly turns to plains, is by design, as is the lack luster, ambiguous curb appeal. Fences are overgrown to the point of opacity, and an impossibly narrow dirt tract goes into an immediate uphill dog-leg, effectively obscuring any chance of peeking. Daring to poke around an area of this nature in rural Wyoming, for reasons needless to mention, is not advised.


But we're safe in the silver Taurus. We climb slowly up the hill, stopping just before the gate. It's mandatory practice to recognize the freshly-painted plows that line the road leading to the entrance of Thurman's Folly. After we've adequately admired the three-year-old paint jobs, we're allowed access to a collection that's easily within the top five "most eclectic arrangements of items in Wyoming."

You'd be best to heed the various "no trespassing" signs too. This vast property, scattered with everything from Ford Bronco's to an entire interior and signage for a Taco John's restaurant, is not uninhabited. Perched on a high terraced hill at the center is the house where a good portion of my extended family lives. Gaylen, along with his wife, several kids, and two Mastiffs roam around and blend incredibly well into the surrounding scenery.


These mastiffs greet us with enthusiasm--we're with the right company, thankfully. Gaylen speaks quickly and quietly when he does speak, which is rare, but makes you listen closely each time he does.

I remember coming out here as a young kid, probably around ten years old. My only clear memory was the sheer amount of cars and scrap metal laying around. Luckily, I kept myself from asking if I could smash a window. Now, the number of cars, probably around 50 is staggering, given only that this is a collection of cars from Thurman's immediate family. There are only a handful of outsiders, and each car tells a story. Each one is also, unfortunately, wasting away in the brutal Wyoming winters.

The cars range from a 1905 Overland, to a 1967 Mercury Cougar, along with a Series I Bronco, various Model A and T Fords, a Nash Rambler, a Ford Galaxie 500, and a handful of 80s Subaru wagons. Oh, also an original Willys Jeep.





One of the photographs in the album shows an unsmiling Thurm in front of the Willys. It's navy blue, with his name stenciled in white letters on the side and two Allstate insurance stickers on the back from when he brought it home. Now it sits inside a crowded garage on the property, alongside other family cars. As I stand in the garage, I can't help but think how much of a gold mine this would be for the American Pickers. The cars may be common and in poor shape, but the value is in the "smalls," little items like hubcaps, chairs, old advertising materials, and ancient pedal cars; not to mention the various hand-painted wooden signs, which would now qualify as "folk art," and a highly-sought-after visible gas pump.




Selling this stuff has been a constant family conversation. According to Gaylen, Thurm has finally started letting him sell some things, but the problem lies in condition and, ultimately, rarity too. Most of the cars are now part of the landscape. Tall grass grows up through the engine bays and rust adorns the roofs and hoods of most of the classic American iron.

We're only allowed to go inside two of the many mobile homes used exclusively for storage. Outbuildings range in size from outhouse to combine harvester shed. Every door is guarded with multiple padlocks and Thurm possesses a set of keys that would make any high school janitor flush with contempt.

It's clear that the first trailer has no unifying theme. He's brought us inside to show us a display case about four feet high and seven across. He flips a switch on the side, which then sets the trays inside in motion. The intricacy of this machine quickly becomes apparent. Each velvet-lined shelf is packed with tools, door hardware, and other metal odds-and-ends. No two trays are the same, and the cycle continues for a couple minutes, the clearances between trays and the sides of the case that everything inside appears to be floating. Then, he kills the power and shuffles us out quickly, I'm guessing before we've seen too much.

Other trailers, though, do have unifying themes. One is packed full of just bowling balls. An auction purchase made years ago when a bowling alley in town closed its doors. That's how Thurm's gotten most of the miscellaneous portions of his collection. Similarly, there's another trailer dedicated to sewing machines.

For all of the old stuff, few in the family believe Thurman's collection holds much value, except, of course, for one aspect: tractors.


The John Deere room back home might look silly, adorned in various gift shop wares, but discounting its kitsch would be ignoring a monumental clue.

Scattered throughout Thurman's Folly, you'll find tractors. Farm equipment is a huge theme of his collection. An enormous grain thresher has become part of the landscape. Ancient grain tillers and pumps litter the ground in between John Deere tractors of every imaginable vintage up to turn-of-the-century. Everything's mired in beautiful primer and rust patina, and every vertical exhaust pipe is protected by a plastic mailbox. Official tractor count? Several dozen, at least.




He has to have plans to restore this stuff. Or at least, at one point he did. But now, what happens? Each new trip to the yard yields a new addition to the collection. A trailer piled with scrap metal, a Frontier oil sign, pieces of the old rail station tower. Rather than shrinking, the pile is growing larger by the day.



Thurman's days are mostly spent confined to his chair in the tractor room. He visits the yard once or twice a week now. I like to imagine he goes in there and sits up on one of his tractor's, or maybe hangs out in the garage, just looking at his things. When he's not out there, he probably stares at the walls of his tractor room still dreaming, still thinking about what he's going to find next.

Thursday, October 15, 2015

An Air-ride That Can Land You Flat on the Ground

Magic Body Control. It sounds like a cheap gimmick, a feature that gets tacked on to an overpriced mattress. And in a way, it is. That mattress, it turns out, is a 2015 Mercedes-Benz E-Class, and that Magic Body Control is an $8000 optional extra. 

That's a pricey mattress.

I was puzzled when I came across that line on the options list, which skyrocketed the mid-level Benz's price to almost 90 grand. The sales guy, the one whose eyes I could feel rolling at my mere presence, balanced on his heels and explained the complex system in three words. "It's air suspension."

That's disappointing.



In my head I had pictured something much more cutting edge, maybe magnets aimed north to north underneath the car's four corners, keeping it afloat on an invisible field. Instead, it was just air suspension, the culprit of saggy old luxury cars past their prime. And in actuality, the idea of automotive air suspension has been around for quite a while.

Ideas for a pneumatic "cushion" spring for vehicles were patented as far back as 1901 by a man named William W. Humphreys. By 1920, George Messier, a manufacturer of pneumatic equipment, had developed his own aftermarket automotive suspension system. His automotive firm Messier only existed from 1925 to 1931, but every automobile he produced came with his air system. Messier's fledgling company, despite being a failure, had opened the door to "cars without springs."

Illustration of Humphreys' original patent, a "Pneumatic Spring for Vehicles."

The Great Depression ground development of the technology to a halt, but by the mid-1940s, pneumatic suspension systems were being tinkered with again, this time by the United States military for use in airplanes. Soon enough, it was back to cars--the Stout Scarab, to be exact. A unique car in its exterior design alone, the Scarab was designed to look like the beetle of its namesake. But it was a radical car in many other aspects as well. It was powered by a Ford flathead V8 mounted at the rear, and featured, you guessed it, four-wheel independent air suspension. Only nine of these hand-built prototypes were produced, but the Scarab set the ball rolling once again.

A 1936 prototype version of the Stout Scarab on display at the High Museum of Art. Only five of these vehicles remain in existence.

In 1955, Citroen released the DS, a car that would become one of the most widely recognized French automobiles in history. As you'd  imagine, it certainly didn't lack the sort of zany, oft-illogical flair that Citroen would later become known for. The rear of the car was narrower than the front, producing a shape unlike any that had been seen before. Curious, too, was its suspension setup. Technically, the DS used an oleopneumatic suspension, named so because the shock absorbers were filled with nitrogen gas and hydraulic fluid rather than air. These shock absorbers were connected to the sway bars via a piston, which would pump the liquid and gas filled chamber depending upon the surface. In the DS, you didn't even need a jack to change a tire. Simply to raise the car up to its furthest ride height setting (intended to help the driver better traverse rough roads), place a jack stand underneath, and lower the car via the same dashboard-mounted switch.

Basics of the Citroen DS oleopneumatic suspension system. Nitrogen (Gaz) is suspended above hydraulic fluid and activated by a piston connected to the trailing arm.


It wasn't long before GM caught wind of Citroen's developments. In 1957, Cadillac introduced the new Eldorado Brougham, which came standard with an air suspension system designed to maximize ride comfort. Their system used what would now be considered a rudimentary collection of sensors that helped the air system compensate for uneven road surfaces. A year later, and both Buick and American Motors were offering similar systems on their flagship models. But the early technology was hopelessly complex and the option for air suspension soon disappeared on all American cars, not to return again until the mid-1980s.

Only European luxury brands Mercedes-Benz and Rolls Royce introduced air suspension systems throughout the 1960s. Mercedes' system, most famously the one on the mighty 600 sedan, used hydraulics which also powered the windows, brakes, and trunk lid, among other components. Meanwhile Rolls used a self-leveling system licensed from--none other than Citroën--in the 1965 Silver Shadow.

Nicknamed the "Mercedes Big," the 600 sedan boasted a biblically-complex hydraulic system.

Air suspension systems may seem complicated next to the traditional metal coil setup, but in reality, the basics aren't that much different. The beating heart of every air suspension is the compressor. Most commonly powered by the engine, the compressor pumps air into the system either to increase ride height or to level it out--if a heavy load is placed in the back of the car, for example. Rubber bellows, the name taken from an accordion-style instrument designed to pump high pressure air into fires, act as "air shocks" or struts. These rubber chambers sit between the car's chassis and axles or struts, and are sealed to keep the pressurized air in.

These suspension systems have a wide array of uses, ranging from modern buses that "kneel" at the front, providing better access for disabled passengers, to custom, aftermarket setups, where you can let your car rest on the (frame) rails while it's parked at a car show.

Ride height adjustability is the biggest advantage in an air suspension system. In performance-minded vehicles, this allows you to lower the vehicle, effectively increasing the spring stiffness and improving handling. Additionally, some systems are programmed to lower the suspension automatically at high speeds, which improves the car's aerodynamics and road holding.

Air suspension on the Panamera adjusts at speed, lowering the car slightly for better aerodynamics.
In off-road vehicles, the opposite is advantageous. The latest Range Rover, for example, features a system that can raise the vehicle while stationary, allowing for 11.9 inches of ground clearance. This means that the Rover can ride at a lower height for around town errand-running, but still retains its legendary off-road capabilities. However, these systems still aren't foolproof.

Every now and then, you're likely to see a mid-2000s Range Rover or Mercedes sitting suspiciously low in a driveway. Failing air suspension systems are still a huge problem, especially in cars that are getting a bit long-in-the-tooth. But why do these systems fail? Or, an even better question, how do they fail?


The most common problem in an air suspension system is failure of the air shock or strut itself. The rubber bellow mentioned earlier is subject to the same sort of issues any rubber component faces. Even though it's shielded in some effect by the wheels and body of the car, it's still subject to drastic temperature change, which dries out the rubber, eventually making it brittle, especially around connection points. Even under normal operation, the shock undergoes small amounts of stretching which, over time, add up.

Major leaks in any of the air bags can easily lead to failure of the air compressor. This, because the compressor is working overtime to maintain pressure in an impossible system. Eventually, the compressor burns up trying to compensate.

More common in custom applications, but not unheard of in factory systems, is air line failure. In automotive applications, the lines for air suspension systems are usually the same braided nylon lines used to transport hydraulic brake fluid. These are very strong, but if the line is run against a sharp edge of the frame, or placed too close to a moving suspension component, it's likely to wear out over time and eventually leak.  

All of these problems can lead to some very costly repairs.

A company called Arnott specializes in remanufactured suspension components for Mercedes-Benz. W220 Benz's--the S-Classes produced from 1998 to 2005--are experiencing the most issues related to their air suspension systems, but models as current as the GL-Class, introduced in 2006, are showing problems. Arnott provides both a replacement air suspension kit ($2700) and a full coil spring conversion kit ($1500). Comparatively, most Mercedes dealerships will charge up to $600 for a single air spring. And these prices are all before any labor is involved, although Arnott provides some excellent YouTube tutorials for their system's installation.


German luxury cars aren't the only ones having problems though. Second generation Lincoln Navigators, built from 2003 to 2006 on the Ford Expedition platform, are notorious for having problems with their air compressor. As mentioned earlier, this is ultimately related to leaky air bags. Replacement compressors are a fairly cheap piece at around $150, but replacing them is only putting a bandage on  the underlying problem. At their least expensive, eBay-special prices, replacement air struts for the Navigator will cost you $300 a piece. By comparison, a complete set of metal coils and struts costs $400.


Alas, it's back to contemplation mode. For all of the Magic Body Control's perceived virtues, I'd safely say that, even if given the opportunity to afford it, I'd leave that box on the options list unchecked. As for buying a car with air suspension secondhand, my first modification would be a coil spring conversion.